"Shortly after take-off, first thing's first there's soft drinks and coffee to quench your first."
"Carry-on items go under the seat in front of you so none of you have things by your feet"
"Before we leave, our advice is put away your electronic devices"
"If you have a seat on a row with an exit we're gonna talk to you so you might as well expect it."
"You gotta help us out in case we need you if you don't want to then we're gonna reseat you."